Just as sure as Jessie Hogan gets on the tins and blasts someone on social media, we’re back to regular programming post byes. And thank fuck for that. It’s been a trying couple of weeks for fantasy footy pundits, and I hope those that have the bye turned off have had a great break, and
Geez! just like that the byes are over, and we head into the back-end of the fantasy footy year. Right now is when you should be sharpening your sword for an assault on the final series – or just trying to ruin everyone else’s year if you’re already out of contention. Now is about the
A lot of people would say that the injury report is late. A lot of people would be wrong. Ya boi Cam has been looking under every rock, searching every cranny to find all the tid-bits about the weekends injuries. Lowkey I also thought that through the byes my fingers would get a damn rest,
So the fantasy season is over half way done already, and we’ve made our way to the first bye round. I’ve learnt a lot (Great Northern = shite right up there with the most important lessons), and most importantly we’ve seen the impact rule changes can have on something well established. I think we can
A big 200 footsie toast!
Woah, how good was that round 10 injury report? It was so good, in fact, that it had to be taken down before it blew too many minds… But before anyone can dispute this, letsgetonwithitquickly! Roos vs Tigers You could have seen it coming from a mile away. Get rid of coach, beat top 4
Hello and welcome to an absolutely regulation injury report. The backlash from last weeks’ haiku edition has been swift, and the writer has been sacked. Unfortunately for The Draft Doctors, he’s the only guy that wants to write about it, and so he is back! and by he, I mean me! Suckers. Eagles vs Demons
Well. Considering this is the Barney Gumble round – i’m taking this injury report in strange new places. Every injury has been written as a haiku. Note: After reading, I promise to never do this ever again. Bombers vs Swans This game wasn’t great Fantasia a quad strain Will miss a few weeks Prognosis –
Coming to you LIVE from BrisVegas, where the only casino is a total piece of shit, with a blackjack table minimum of 25 bucks. Get fucked, Treasury. Pies vs Power I knew he was trouble when he hobbled off, so shame on me nah uh. That’s right, TayTay looks to have suffered a groin injury
Geez it feels SO GOOD to be back writing the injury report again after taking a sabbatical last week, getting myself sorted at the Betty Ford Clinic. More than anything though, i’m just glad that I can play super hero, preventing you, the weekly reader, from falling asleep while reading Jono’s fill-in article. Legit had
